'Word To Your Mailman' Unisex T-Shirt
Congratulations - you've made it. This is peak existence. The human experience has yet to find a way to improve on what it's like to wear this t-shirt. Legend tells of an ancient people who wore this shirt and had an ocean of puppies and happiness rain down on them. It's made of a full, solid cotton, but it's still soft and comfy. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is already going to make every one of your dreams become reality! Live among the dork-masters no longer. The day it all turned for the better is upon you.
• 100% ringspun cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Will make you win at life
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